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<i>Previously, on</i>
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

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Y'all, look.
It's so mucky.

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This is straight mud, girl.

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That's it. Thank you.

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Oh, thanks so much.

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Refill it.
Thank you.

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I understand that
your liquor level was

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- beyond at my birthday party.
- Yes.

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But there's gotta
be a balance

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of the meds and the cocktails.

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I was surprised
you told everybody

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about your eating disorder.

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I always felt
like the ugly kid.

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You wanna be a mother ****er.

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She told me
I was mother ****er.

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- What?
- Yeah. You translate that

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as I **** my mom.

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That's stupid.

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I'm here to make peace.

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I was trying to give
you benefit of the doubt.

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She's been clumsy
with the words,

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but I actually have
changed my mind.

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I actually think you
mean what you said.

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<i>I don't need the spotlight.</i>

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<i>I shine just fine.</i>

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<i>Hi, I'm Karma,</i>

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<i>and yes, I am a bitch.</i>

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<i>You can take all my things,</i>

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<i>and you won't have taken
a thing that matters.</i>

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<i>The only thing better
than having it all</i>

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<i>is having even more.</i>

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<i>If you want a seat
at my table,</i>

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<i>you best mind your manners.</i>

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<i>They say talk is cheap,</i>

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<i>but in Beverly Hills,
it can cost you.</i>

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<i>I have nothing to hide
and nothing to lose,</i>

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<i>and that makes me dangerous.</i>

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<i>When you're the real deal,</i>

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<i>you don't have to pretend.</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

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What are you doing?

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Rinna, I was like, oh, my
God. What... I can call you back.

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Thank God, honey.

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Just when you think you're
done with COVID, Omicron comes.

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<i>Now Lisa, Erika, and
Garcelle all have COVID.</i>

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Luckily, I've managed to
dodge the bullet...

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this time.

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<i>- So you're going to Kyle's.</i>
- For luncheon, yeah.

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I'm gonna leave soon.

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<i>Well, it should
be interesting.</i>

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<i>Let me know about
all the gossip.</i>

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- I will. <i>
- Muah. Bye-bye, love.</i>

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Bye, baby. Bye.

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, hey</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

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You look so
gorgeous and stunning.

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- Hello, dear.
- How are you? Muah.

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<i>- Let's come in here.
- Ohh.</i>

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I'm the most unrelaxed
human being you've ever...

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- Why?
- 'Cause I just colored

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- my gray roots. I...
- I'm gonna check.

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- Let me just...
- No, you...

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- I just wanna see...
- My skin is dyed.

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- If we got all of them.
- My skin is dyed.

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I'm running around
like a chicken.

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My gate has rang
4 million times.

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Any gray?

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I couldn't give
a sh** about your gray hair.

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Muah.

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I couldn't give a ****
about your gray hair.

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I know, I know, I know.

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All I care
about is your heart.

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Thank you. Muah.

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- I'm so excited.
- That's all I care about.

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- It's why I'm here.
- I'm so excited.

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You're... I'm not here
because of your hair.

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- I know.
- I'm not here because

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of your pretty house,
although it is beautiful.

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You're gonna make me look
bad, you've never seen it.

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I'm not here for any other
reason except your heart.

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I've known Jamie Lee Curtis
since 1978,

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when we did the first original
"Halloween" movie together.

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<i>She's been a movie star
for over 40 years,</i>

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and yet,
she is so down-to-Earth

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and so kindhearted
and thoughtful.

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So this is Diana.

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Let's put Diana here.

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- This is Sutton.
- Sutton here.

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And Sutton here, OK.

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Over the years,
Jamie had reached out

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to me to do charity work

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for Children's Hospital
Los Angeles.

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Kyle and Mauricio have
joined the First Families

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at Children's Hospital of
Los Angeles, which is a very

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specific level of giving.

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I spoke with Lyndsay
at Children's Hospital.

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- Yeah.
- And they're building a new

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building and all of that.

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They're building
a new building?

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Yeah, and a whole play area
for the kids and everything.

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So I was asking her
to get back to me

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with information about
that because, I mean,

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that's such a great
opportunity to do...

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- It's perfect.
- Such amazing things.

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- Perfect, perfect. <i>
- Jamie founded</i>

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this company called
My Hand in Yours,

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where 100% of the proceeds
go to Children's Hospital.

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<i>So today I wanted
to help support Jamie</i>

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with a fundraiser.

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- Where should we sit?
- Where's the light good?

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- I know.
- When I used to go

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- into business meetings...
- What...

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I would walk in the room,

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and I would immediately look
where I'm lit well,

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and I would sit there.

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And it didn't matter if it
was, like, a person's desk.

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I'd be like, "No, no, no.

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I'm gonna to sit here."
They're like,

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"Well, that's my desk."

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It's like, "Yeah, that's good."

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I'm gonna sit right here

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because I'm gonna
look really good...

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- Right?
- In this...

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We're not stupid.
We know what we're doing.

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I mean...

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Hello.

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- Hi.
- It's Diana.

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- Hi, Diana.
- Hi.

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- I'm Jamie.
- How are you?

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- Hi.
- Nice meeting you.

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Lovely to meet you.

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Well, hello.

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- I'm Jamie.
- Hi, Jamie.

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Oh, no hug?

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- Oh, I'll hug. I do...
- I like to hug.

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Listen, in the world today,
I just don't know anymore.

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- You know, you don't...
- Hi, Diana.

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You don't extend yourself.

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Well, then I'm
going to hug you.

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I'm a hugger.
Come here.

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Come here.

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- Hello.
- Hi, how are you?

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- Oh.
- Hi, ladies.

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- I'm Jamie.
- I'm Crystal.

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Jamie, Crystal, Sutton.

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- I'm Sutton.
- Hi, Sutton.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, ladies.

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You look cute.

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I am so not in
a mood for Sutton.

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Not at all.

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Oh, we're only
missing Dorit now.

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- Oh.
- Three of our friends

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- are sick right now.
- Hard times.

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- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Jamie.

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- I'm gonna hug you.
- Oh.

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- Are we hugging?
- We're hugging.

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Jamie Lee Curtis!
Oh, my God!

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- Hi.
- Good to meet you.

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Nice to meet you, too.

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Look, aren't you
good to bring...

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Here, I'll put them by
the Christmas tree.

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- Perfect.
- I know where they go.

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Hello?

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Am I here?
Is this real?

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Ladies, are we ready
to go into lunch?

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Yes.

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Oh, this looks
really pretty, Kyle.

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Wow.

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I mean, we're really blending
in with the whole decor.

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Yes, you and I have
made really good choices.

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We have.
I mean, this is good.

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- And look...
- I know.

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- If you had given me this...
- Well, I'm sorry, but...

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- Would you like it?
- No. Thank you, though.

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- There's lipstick in there.
- But look, this would

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- have been such a good...
- This is... it's good.

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Except I have too
many animal prints.

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Is this Dolce?

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It is old Alexander Wang.

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- Like...
- Oh, God.

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OK, Sutton, you
are right over there.

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- Kyle?
- Yes.

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- Really?
- Which?

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Nothing.

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Let's put Diana here.

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- This is Sutton.
- Sutton here.

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And Sutton here, OK.

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<i>I have Diana right
next to Sutton.</i>

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<i>But let's be honest,</i>

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she's gonna have an issue
with someone somewhere.

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OK, why don't we switch with...
Sorry.

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Here, Diana, you're next to me.

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- At this end of the table.
- Yeah.

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This isn't you. Oh, no.
It's Sheree.

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She just switched.

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That'll be... better.

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I'm learning a lot already.

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I know.

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Yeah.

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She's trying to
make a run for it.

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For entrée,
you have a choice,

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the branzino or
the fillet mignon.

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Oh, branzino, please.

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Oh, I will have
the branzino, actually.

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Branzino, please.

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OK.

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I'm gonna to put
it on the lash.

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- OK.
- OK.

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- I'm just not...
- No, wait... uh...

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You gluing my eye shut,
woman?

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I am so into this.
You have no idea.

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Oh, gosh.
Wait, wait, wait.

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- Shut up.
- Wait.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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Well, it came out
in a big glob.

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Oh!

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That is sabotage.

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- I can't stand you!
- It is not sabotage!

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This has now become
a medical emergency.

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- Wait, wait. Stop.
- No!

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Oh, this is all bad.

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- Listen, listen.
- Hey, hey. Back off.

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Sutton, get
your hand off her.

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She has glue everywhere.

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Aunt Jamie's got it
under control.

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- Thank you, Auntie Jamie.
- Hold on.

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And thank you, Sutton,
because I got your lash on.

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No thank you, Sutton.

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You're loving this.

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- OK.
- Am I good?

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- You're good.
- Why do I feel...

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Like, my eye feels funny, though.

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I heard that you had
lunch with Sutton.

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How'd it go?

247
00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,208
You cut me deep.

248
00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:32,297
- And if I told you right now...
- Yeah.

249
00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,342
It's all good,
it would be fake.

250
00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:53,533
It's the truth.
I did, like, exfoliate.

251
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,154
<i>Coming up...</i>

252
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,764
Why are you always in
trouble? What's that about?

253
00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,636
Because I say what I think.

254
00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,507
How's that
working out for you?

255
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,821
We are just so happy
to be with you.

256
00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:20,563
Thank you. That's sweet of
you, Dorit. Thank you.

257
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,739
This looks so good.
Thank you.

258
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,349
This is gorgeous.

259
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:27,395
So why don't I talk about why
I'm here while you guys eat?

260
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:28,875
By the way, everything
that I'm showing you

261
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:32,531
is on my hand in yours.com.

262
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,578
The My Hand in Yours tumblers.

263
00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:36,970
- A really yummy...
- It keeps things hot

264
00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,711
- and cold and...
- Hot and cold.

265
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,234
Amazing.

266
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:43,368
We have the My Hand in
Yours license plate holder.

267
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,674
Whoa!

268
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:47,677
- We have a wind chime...
- Oh, a wind chime.

269
00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,896
Of My Hand in Yours.

270
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:54,597
Jamie, let me just say
that is the chicest wind chime

271
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,512
- I have ever seen.
- Thank you, darling.

272
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,558
<i>Jamie has found herself
a new best friend in Dorit.</i>

273
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,779
She's really going over the top
with her love for these items.

274
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:06,434
Then this dog leash.

275
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,306
Stop it right now.

276
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:11,788
And we put a My Paw in Yours
dog tag on.

277
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,268
- And he manufactured this...
- I mean, honestly.

278
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,270
- And designed it.
- Incredible.

279
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,838
A lavender candle.

280
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,275
It's very chic.

281
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,277
These are the hats.

282
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,540
So chic.

283
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,802
Little snugglies.

284
00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,281
Really very chic.

285
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,935
<i>At this point,
Jamie Lee Curtis</i>

286
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,894
could show Dorit a dirty old
tissue, and she would say,

287
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,983
"So chic! Oh, my God!"

288
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,507
- That's the end of my spiel.
- Aww.

289
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,552
Yay!

290
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,075
I love you. Muah.

291
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,946
- Thank you.
- We love it all.

292
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,688
I was talking to Children's
Hospital Los Angeles,

293
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:49,521
and I decided
to give $25,000

294
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,393
to the Kyle Richards
and Jamie Lee Curtis Fund.

295
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,134
- Aw.
- At Children's?

296
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,920
- At Children's Hospital.
- That's beautiful.

297
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,486
We'll have our
little fund together.

298
00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,746
Yeah!

299
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:05,668
Jamie, Jamie,
Diana is matching my 25,

300
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:06,712
just so you know.

301
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,235
- She's matching it.
- Wow!

302
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,367
I am.

303
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,455
<i>I am so grateful.</i>

304
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,543
But now I'm thinking,

305
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,893
should I have said
a higher number?

306
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,416
- I just didn't know if I...
- That is so beyond,

307
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,157
- and I really thank you so much.
- I'm so sorry for...

308
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,377
I'm so excited
about my gift bag.

309
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,813
I cannot even tell you.

310
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,989
Use it all in good health.

311
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,296
Thank you for
giving us opportunity

312
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,427
of being part of it.

313
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:28,821
Kyle, thank you.
This is beautiful.

314
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,431
- Thank you.
- Thank you, my darling.

315
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,172
Thank you for
having me for lunch.

316
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,826
Oh, my God, that
food was so good.

317
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,611
- No, it was amazing.
- All right, ladies.

318
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,004
- I'm gonna leave.
- Aw.

319
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,353
Good luck to you.

320
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,398
Oh, thank you.

321
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,834
Good luck to you.

322
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,967
- You're amazing.
- And thank you for helping us

323
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,578
have a really great start
to our Jamie and Kyle Fund...

324
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:47,884
- This was a lovely day.
- For Children's Hospital.

325
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:48,885
- Yes, that's crazy.
- Yes.

326
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,277
I'll be right back, ladies.

327
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,018
Peace, everybody.

328
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,454
Happy holidays.
Stay safe.

329
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,673
I'm in menopause.

330
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,327
I can't sit next
to this fireplace.

331
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,111
- Oh, my gosh, I love it.
- Are you kidding me?

332
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,112
Do you wanna
switch with me?

333
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,723
- I love it.
- Yes.

334
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,202
I'm freezing.

335
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,030
Let's get a drink. Come on.

336
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,379
Oh, my God,
that food was so good.

337
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,859
Hi, guys.

338
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,950
- You had lunch with...
- Diana.

339
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,386
- Diana.
- Mm-hmm.

340
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,605
And?

341
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,128
She's angry.

342
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:18,784
I was saying that I'm sorry
that you were on bed rest.

343
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,699
Yes, I was.

344
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,310
You are the fakest person
I've ever met in my life,

345
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:24,831
literally.

346
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:30,448
Why you always in trouble?
What's that about?

347
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,015
- I don't know.
- What do you think?

348
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,104
Because I say what I think.

349
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,758
How's that
working out for you?

350
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,063
It's not working
out too good.

351
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,456
So then maybe
we should rethink.

352
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,718
I'm gonna be quiet.

353
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,067
I'm gonna just
sit and be quiet,

354
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,286
and then y'all
are gonna be sad.

355
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,244
I'm telling you.
We talked about this.

356
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:48,901
And then y'all are gonna
be like, "She not talking."

357
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,424
Let me tell you this,
'cause I understand

358
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,036
what you're saying,
but when you are bitchy to me

359
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,777
at one of my lowest moments,

360
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,604
that has a different weight.

361
00:12:56,688 --> 00:13:00,043
But does it excuse mocking me
when I'm telling you

362
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,914
of some of my lowest moments?

363
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,134
- No.
- I wouldn't ever make fun

364
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,266
- of somebody's miscarriage.
- You did.

365
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,442
- Well, you did.
- You questioned that

366
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,531
she was on bed rest.

367
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,533
So you're on bed
rest, but you're here.

368
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,448
So that's confusing.

369
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,404
You're gonna
have to clear it up.

370
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,976
Yeah.

371
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,718
Had you led with,
"I am really empathetic

372
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,589
and I've experienced this,"
I think you would have had

373
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,809
- a different reaction from her.
- Absolutely.

374
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,071
We're all different people.

375
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,116
She hurt my
feelings terribly.

376
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,552
<i>This is a pattern
with Sutton.</i>

377
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,511
It's always about Sutton.

378
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,469
While you were going
through all this,

379
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,297
she posted a picture
drinking margaritas

380
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,691
saying "thirsty Thursday,"
and cheering, and, like,

381
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,171
<i>having the time of her life.</i>

382
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,694
<i>If you can't see
your own mistakes,</i>

383
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,348
you're gonna have
a lot of trouble.

384
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,612
Do you wanna try
and fix things?

385
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,135
I'm like... mm.

386
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,007
Oy, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi.

387
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,835
I just have to give one
more hug and thank you.

388
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,272
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, girl.

389
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,795
Well, cheers to that.

390
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,188
- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers.

391
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,319
- Cheer, cheer, cheers.
- Kyle, thank you so much.

392
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,582
Thank you.
Thank you.

393
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:02,888
This is a big deal
what you're doing.

394
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,890
To, like, speak out on,
it's a big deal.

395
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,370
You're making a lot of
difference for the kids.

396
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,632
And to donate your own money,
and give your time,

397
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,851
- and everything is incredible.
- Thank you.

398
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,635
How are you doing?

399
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,767
- OK.
- How are you?

400
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,856
I saw what you
posted on Instagram

401
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,550
<i>about your eating disorder.</i>

402
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:21,341
I haven't quite nailed
down what causes it, like...

403
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:24,040
Is it more like you don't
have control, if things feel

404
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,215
out of control around you,
and that's

405
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,390
your way of controlling it?

406
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,305
Or is it more of
an appearance thing...

407
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:29,610
- I think...
- Where you're being

408
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,003
- hard on yourself?
- Definitely, it's control.

409
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,918
I don't think it's
an appearance thing.

410
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,094
It's more of an
internal feeling.

411
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,575
<i>The holidays can
be very triggering.</i>

412
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,404
<i>And the other day,
I was gonna post</i>

413
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,406
<i>this picture of the family.</i>

414
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,017
And I remember feeling like
my stomach and my body,

415
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,714
and I just, like,
felt like crap.

416
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:50,893
And I decided to be just
super real and post about how

417
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,198
I was actually feeling.

418
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,418
- Are you binge eating?
- No. I don't binge.

419
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,767
- You don't binge eat.
- No.

420
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,725
So you eat very little.
And then the very little

421
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,988
you eat, you throw up.

422
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,556
Well, you're asking
the hard questions.

423
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,906
I'm asking just
because I know.

424
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,696
When I was younger,
I had my own problems.

425
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,394
- Did you?
- Yeah. I would take V8 juice,

426
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,874
and put it in a bowl,
and heat it up.

427
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,354
And that was my food.

428
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,878
- Oh, my God.
- I weighed 99 pounds.

429
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,575
I would eat very
little and then

430
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,230
be worried about those
few little calories I had.

431
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:27,277
When I was younger, forgetting
on a public platform.

432
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,845
We didn't talk about it with
our friends or our family.

433
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,499
So Crystal posting this
on social media, to me,

434
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,545
it really seems like
a cry for help.

435
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,069
For me, it's
physically feeling

436
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,245
like I've over consumed.

437
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,768
I wake up every morning
thinking about

438
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,248
everything I eat.

439
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,684
What would be something
that would make you feel bad?

440
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,121
Like, would you order pasta?

441
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,340
I will never order
pasta because...

442
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,776
- Wow.
- It'll trigger me.

443
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,214
And when I watch someone
that's eating it, I envy it.

444
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,433
<i>My eating disorder
started when I was 11.</i>

445
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:58,743
I remember every school picture
I was in the back row, always.

446
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,832
<i>It's one thing to be
the tallest girl,</i>

447
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,834
<i>tallest kid in class,</i>

448
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,141
but also looking different

449
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:11,103
<i>as a minority just makes it
even that much more apparent.</i>

450
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:16,108
And I worked very hard
to accept

451
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:20,286
how I look and...

452
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:24,987
Appreciate it,
and it's still hard.

453
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,641
Physically being
in my body sucks.

454
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,208
- Why?
- Oh.

455
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,995
It just sucks. I feel ****ing
like sh** all the time.

456
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,083
I'm so sorry.

457
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:34,997
And I'm just
exhausted from it.

458
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,302
I'm so sorry, love.

459
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,391
I know how much you
do love food, too.

460
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,393
Aww.

461
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,004
- I'm gonna give you a hug.
- So sorry.

462
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,831
You're so gorgeous.
And you're...

463
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,529
And I know you know that.

464
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,619
I wanna eat a meal and, like,
be OK with it, you know?

465
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:52,666
I don't wanna, like, hate
what I'm eating every day.

466
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,800
I'm just exhausted.

467
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,457
Just... I'm so tired of it.

468
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:04,461
Yeah, the scariest thing about...

469
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,203
my eating disorder is that I'll
pass it to my kids.

470
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:11,468
<i>I just don't ever want my kids
to, like, suffer this much.</i>

471
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:14,294
It's just an ongoing battle.

472
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,390
Being so open
about it, for sure

473
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,044
you'll get there,
for a hundred percent.

474
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,523
- I want to.
- Have to...

475
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,047
Yeah, because it's like
the more you talk about it,

476
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,613
- make it a more open thing...
- Get it out of your head.

477
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,441
- So not be in your head.
- Exactly.

478
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,399
I just feel like...
'Cause it's you're so

479
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,183
in your head about it.

480
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,707
Because I went
through my own issues

481
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,754
with an eating disorder,
I have educated

482
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,017
<i>myself and my daughters.</i>

483
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,193
And I really made
a conscious effort

484
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,066
to make sure that
they never went

485
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,371
through what I went through.

486
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,807
Let's take our drinks over.

487
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,374
I feel like we've been gone
for a long time.

488
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,723
- OK, see.
- I don't have any makeup

489
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:53,379
- on me, right?
- You look gorgeous.

490
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,208
Opening up and talking
about this on Instagram

491
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,471
actually can be a good thing

492
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:02,127
if she seeks help because
whatever she's doing so far

493
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,520
isn't helping her.

494
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,696
Hi, girls.

495
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,090
So what were you guys
talking about

496
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,439
when we were not in here,
I'm curious?

497
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,093
- Oh, my Lordy, have mercy.
- Their lunch?

498
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,181
- Yeah.
- Yes.

499
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,574
That's the truth.

500
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,098
- Well, anyway, that sounds...
- Awkward.

501
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,583
<i>Coming up...</i>

502
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,761
Diana isn't ready
to accept anything.

503
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,325
She's right.

504
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,638
Well, what were you
guys talking about when

505
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:35,900
we were not in here,
I'm curious?

506
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,815
- Oh, my Lordy, have mercy.
- Their lunch?

507
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,121
- Yeah.
- Yes.

508
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,166
That's the truth.

509
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,038
- Well, anyway, that sounds...
- Awkward.

510
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,130
Awkward.

511
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,437
I think that Diana
isn't ready to

512
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:54,092
kind of accept anything.

513
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,355
- And...
- She's right.

514
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,314
What is "anything"?
What is... accept what?

515
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,055
- Did you apologize?
- She doesn't...

516
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,273
Or do you
expect an apology?

517
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,709
- I don't know any of that.
- No, no, no, no.

518
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,494
I... you know,
I'm done apologizing

519
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,843
because I've apologized.

520
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,498
I don't think
she's ready to even

521
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,327
ponder any kind of friendship.

522
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,460
I came to L.A.
because I did not

523
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:17,202
want to be in the space of...

524
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:20,162
By the way, my baby
was due very soon.

525
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,033
- So...
- Oh.

526
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:26,081
And I did not want to
count the weeks to the birth.

527
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,517
- So...
- Yeah.

528
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:31,651
I kind of flipped my
whole life upside-down

529
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,871
so I don't go
to that dark place.

530
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:37,179
So I ended up with the girls
in Mexico trying to have fun.

531
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,704
Unfortunately, I shouldn't
have done tequilas or anything

532
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,532
because it's a blood thinner.

533
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,882
The mistake of having glass
of champagne because all I

534
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,406
- wanna do is sleep.
- So what would pick you up?

535
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:51,106
Glass of white wine.

536
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,065
And, you know, on the
way back in the plane,

537
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,675
I started bleeding again.

538
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:59,418
I was not happy with myself and
my treatment of my own body.

539
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,899
And maybe have sent
a little bit of rude message

540
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,380
to a group, but I'm
...ing doing my best.

541
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,469
That's all there was to it.

542
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,950
And so it started from there,
I guess, right?

543
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,474
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

544
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,563
I didn't... I thought
that it happened...

545
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,043
- A long...
- A while... not a long time ago.

546
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,915
- I knew it was recent.
- I thought it was months.

547
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,612
I thought it was
six months ago.

548
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,746
I'm raw emotionally
and physically.

549
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,966
<i>So Sutton behavior...
It was very hurtful.</i>

550
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,361
And she should really
know better than talk

551
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,754
to me like this.

552
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,625
I was just trying to connect,
and I really was.

553
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,541
And it was an honest
approach to connect to you.

554
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,109
We've had a rough
and rocky start.

555
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:42,069
And I'm to blame for,
I'm gonna say, 95% of it.

556
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,549
Thank you.

557
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,550
Take all the time you need.

558
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,335
Take all the space you need.

559
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,945
And I'm here.

560
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,687
I'm happy to talk about it
with you privately, whatever.

561
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,428
- Thank you.
- OK?

562
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,340
- OK.
- Sutton, that was beautiful.

563
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,455
- Hi! <i>
- Hey.</i>

564
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,196
<i>- How are you?</i>
- I'm good.

565
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,501
How are you feeling?

566
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,242
<i>Better.
You're, like, up and around.</i>

567
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,548
I've been up a little bit.

568
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,114
I was just decorating
the tree 'cause I

569
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,681
haven't done any decorating.

570
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,293
<i>But you look like
you feel normal.</i>

571
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,643
Do I?
I don't feel quite normal.

572
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,122
How is everything with you?

573
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:39,779
<i>I get out of this
isolation in two days.</i>

574
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,607
So I'll see you Tuesday
at Diana's?

575
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,609
<i>- Yeah, for sure I'm there.</i>
- Great, great, great.

576
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:44,741
<i>Can't wait.</i>

577
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:45,785
Diana has a certain reputation

578
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,700
for doing things in a big way.

579
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,049
<i>And I've had COVID,</i>

580
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,922
so I'm ready for a Diana
Jenkins Christmas party,

581
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,271
for sure.

582
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,447
<i>The holidays bring up
a lot of memories...</i>

583
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,668
<i>Decorating the house,
and being with Tom and my son,</i>

584
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,235
<i>and, you know,
just all of that.</i>

585
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,846
Like, how much
more can we take?

586
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,326
<i>We can just keep
taking these punches</i>

587
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,327
<i>and rolling with them.</i>

588
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,328
<i>What else is there?</i>

589
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,112
There's not much.

590
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:15,989
I said that with such
sincerity too, didn't I?

591
00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:18,035
<i>Oh, but, I mean,
that's what I'm saying.</i>

592
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:21,343
<i>We wake up, make the best
of it, and that's it.</i>

593
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,954
<i>- **** it.</i>
- Yes, I agree.

594
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,130
So Harry brought home
your "Los Angeles"

595
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,479
magazine cover.

596
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,351
<i>I have not read it,
but it is in my kitchen.</i>

597
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:30,961
<i>- Please do.
- I will.</i>

598
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,354
<i>There are no
great revelations.</i>

599
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,965
<i>They're, like, 365 days late.</i>

600
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,836
- Really? Oh, well. <i>
- Yeah.</i>

601
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,098
<i>I mean, there's nothing there.</i>

602
00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:42,189
The "L.A." magazine article
is a recycling

603
00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:43,452
of the same old problems.

604
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,323
<i>They criticize me
for being ambitious.</i>

605
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:48,631
But other than that, it's just
about the same old lawsuits

606
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:52,156
that were filed,
the same old controversy.

607
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,679
<i>They dehumanize me.</i>

608
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:56,421
It hurts, you know.
It hurts.

609
00:22:56,505 --> 00:23:00,338
<i>I think that it was a low
blow to call me ambitious</i>

610
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,600
<i>as, like, it was a slight.</i>

611
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:03,167
- Right. <i>
- Would it be better</i>

612
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:04,734
<i>if I were a lazy wife,</i>

613
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:08,128
<i>you know, or a polite wife,
or an in-her-place wife?</i>

614
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:11,436
<i>But instead, I'm an ambitious
one, and therefore, I am bad.</i>

615
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,090
Have you talked
to Tom at all?

616
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:15,048
<i>Yeah.
He heard I had COVID,</i>

617
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:18,051
so he wanted to make sure
I was OK.

618
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,619
<i>When Tom calls, sometimes
he's super present,</i>

619
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,839
and sometimes he thinks
I'm someone else.

620
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:25,624
<i>Nothing about
these conversations are good,</i>

621
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:28,758
other than I know
that he's in a safe place.

622
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,151
But I also know what that
place means, you know,

623
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:33,110
memory care facility.

624
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,025
<i>I've been down this road
with my grandmother.</i>

625
00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:36,243
Doesn't get better.

626
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,680
It only gets worse from here.

627
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,072
Now, let me ask you.

628
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:41,248
They've come out and said
that the brother's gonna

629
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:42,815
represent him in your divorce?

630
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,775
<i>They just dropped their
divorce lawyer, probably</i>

631
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:47,516
<i>because they can't pay him.</i>

632
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,082
<i>- And I'm imagining, you know.</i>
- Oh.

633
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,910
<i>He's probably expensive.
But also too, like,</i>

634
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,304
<i>I can't
get a divorce right now.</i>

635
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:54,958
<i>Like, I'm legally separated.</i>

636
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:57,134
<i>So my life has moved on,
and everything is separate.</i>

637
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:59,136
<i>But I can't get
a divorce right now.</i>

638
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,530
There's so much legal
sh** going on.

639
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,967
It's ironic, but if I was
divorced from Tom,

640
00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:05,795
I'd have to
pay him alimony.

641
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,318
<i>I'll stay married, thanks.</i>

642
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,845
Well, it's always
something, it seems.

643
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,586
<i>Yeah, it's a weird time,
and I'm really</i>

644
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:17,372
<i>ready for it to be over.</i>

645
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,460
<i>Coming up...</i>

646
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:19,939
Trying to get
in touch with you

647
00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:22,464
is like trying to
pull a hemorrhoid out

648
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,291
of a bull's tush.

649
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:25,728
Where's your phone?

650
00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:26,987
I've lost it.

651
00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:41,961
<i>- Hi, guys.
- Hi.</i>

652
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,006
<i>- Hi.
- How are you?</i>

653
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:46,226
I'll give you a
little elbow bump.

654
00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,402
- Here you go.
- Oh, yeah, I know.

655
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,577
- Right?
- Good to see you.

656
00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,056
- Good to see you.
- The new high five.

657
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,407
Yeah. We're gonna be doing
just a little something

658
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,147
for the front entryway, right?

659
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:56,323
Just warm it up and make
it feel a little bit more,

660
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:57,716
- like, Christmas and cozy.
- Should we take a look at it

661
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,675
- just to kind of just... yeah.
- Yeah, let's go.

662
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:01,633
We're just thinking,
like, the stairs, right?

663
00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:03,113
- Yeah.
- Dressing this just so that

664
00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:05,202
at least we know we're
entering into a holiday party.

665
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,160
Yeah, so if you are...
This is your home,

666
00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:08,771
and it's Christmas.

667
00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:09,946
Let's have a little bit of fun
and a little bit of warmth.

668
00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,513
- Yeah, for sure, for sure.
- Yeah.

669
00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:12,688
<i>Growing up in Yugoslavia,</i>

670
00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:13,906
<i>we did not
celebrate Christmas.</i>

671
00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:16,866
It was communism,
so no religious holidays

672
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:18,302
of any kinds were allowed.

673
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:22,306
The first time I've seen
the beauty of Christmas

674
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,482
was when I got to London.

675
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:27,180
<i>They really light up
those streets beautifully.</i>

676
00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:28,617
<i>It's so festive.</i>

677
00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,401
This is a definitely
party house.

678
00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:33,491
<i>Now I enjoy turning my house
in Beverly Hills into</i>

679
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,623
winter wonderland.

680
00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:37,231
And I go over the top,
for sure.

681
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,019
We just open up these doors.

682
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:42,761
And the people come out,
and it's a little bit more...

683
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,328
I do love this backyard.

684
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:45,764
Where did you want
to put the bar?

685
00:25:45,848 --> 00:25:48,201
You could lose all this
and put the bar here.

686
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,812
- The bar here.
- You know?

687
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,770
I would not lose any
of it 'cause you don't have

688
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,250
- an outdoor furniture.
- No, babe.

689
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,860
- No one's gonna be laying down.
- You don't know that.

690
00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:57,384
- Yeah, but I'm saying, this...
- The alcohol, I don't know.

691
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:59,038
- Can't you see a little...
- Maybe be there, you know?

692
00:25:59,122 --> 00:26:00,823
Can't you see a deck
where people come and...

693
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:01,824
All right, we'll
just reposition in.

694
00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:03,173
- We all lose any of it.
- Yeah.

695
00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:04,391
But I think Asher's
onto something, too.

696
00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:05,436
No, no, no, because
they grab a drink,

697
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,872
and then they can
sit over there.

698
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:07,960
- So you grab a drink up here.
- You can cheat it up.

699
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,658
- A little bit, yeah.
- Yeah.

700
00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:11,311
<i>Despite the fact that Asher
is so much younger than me,</i>

701
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:14,489
he's actually the one
that is practical one

702
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,447
and more sensible one.

703
00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:18,580
<i>I am a much bigger dreamer.</i>

704
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:21,104
And I'm over the top.

705
00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:26,936
Like, I don't think anybody
can match my over-the-topness.

706
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,155
I'm assuming all the trees
will be spread, like,

707
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:30,592
- trees just everywhere.
- Yeah.

708
00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:32,028
- All right.
- Yeah.

709
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,072
- I think we're good.
- Now we gotta go and do it.

710
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:45,258
Oh my God.
I'm a mess.

711
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,133
All right.

712
00:26:50,217 --> 00:26:51,264
OK.

713
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:04,016
Paola, we have the
little pearl spoons?

714
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,757
- Yes.
- OK, that's perfect.

715
00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,585
Oh, Paola, that's
enough for an elephant.

716
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,545
I'm never gonna eat that much.
Look.

717
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,199
OK.

718
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:19,945
- Kathy?
- All right.

719
00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:21,773
- There you are. Hi.
- Oh, my God.

720
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,036
It's literally
a winter wonderland.

721
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,038
- Thank you.
- Muah, muah. How you feeling?

722
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:27,997
- Good?
- Feeling good.

723
00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:29,520
It's so warm today.

724
00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:31,130
- How do you deal with this?
- I'm freezing.

725
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:32,871
I know. You say that to me
every time I wear this sweater.

726
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,220
I need to look at this.
Hold on.

727
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:37,789
- OK.
- Oh, my God, Kathy.

728
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:39,661
I feel like such
an underachiever.

729
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:40,879
And I want you
to see in here.

730
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,620
I did this for
"Architectural Digest,"

731
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,317
which comes out on the 23rd.

732
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:47,103
- Oh, my God. <i>
- So look at how cute.</i>

733
00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,713
This one's not lit up,
but this is

734
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,106
a tree.

735
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:52,978
- Oh, my God.
- That's all vintage fabric.

736
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:55,851
<i>Kathy has a different
style Christmas tree</i>

737
00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,680
<i>in every single room, and I
think it's up year-round.</i>

738
00:27:59,939 --> 00:28:01,030
You're not doing
your big Christmas thing

739
00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,119
- this year, right?
- No, I just felt like

740
00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:04,599
after the wedding
and everything

741
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,252
- it was just...
- I know.

742
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,906
- I know what you mean.
- Too much.

743
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,386
This is so pretty.

744
00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,693
With our little
holiday linens.

745
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,043
- What's happening?
- Oh, my God.

746
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:16,436
- I need to order...
- You need to order right now?

747
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,438
No, I wanna order.
When can we order?

748
00:28:18,522 --> 00:28:19,875
No.

749
00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:22,791
Well, first of all, trying
to get in touch with you

750
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,097
is like trying to
pull a hemorrhoid

751
00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:26,882
out of a bull's tush.

752
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:29,101
Me? What about your...

753
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:31,277
No, I've called,
like, a million times.

754
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,801
- Wait, where's your phone?
- And I didn't change

755
00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:35,064
- my number.
- Where's your phone?

756
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,935
- I've lost it.
- Exactly!

757
00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:38,197
- No, no. It's around.
- No, no, no.

758
00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:40,330
- I just had it.
- No, no, no.

759
00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:42,941
Don't make me pull
out my receipts.

760
00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:44,943
- Uh, Carol?
- Wait. Kathy...

761
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,118
Where's my phone?

762
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:47,250
- Can you find it?
- Yeah.

763
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,251
Thank you.

764
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:49,078
How long have
you been saying,

765
00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:50,253
I can't dial your phone?

766
00:28:50,337 --> 00:28:51,733
And how many times
has your assistant

767
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,125
said they were gonna figure
out what the problem was?

768
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,561
Well, everybody
else's phone works.

769
00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:55,606
Look at the phones.

770
00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:56,868
Me to you:
"Call me."

771
00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:58,478
Look how many
with not one response.

772
00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:01,003
And then I don't have
any missed from you. Look.

773
00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:03,483
All my missed documented.

774
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:05,660
But I wanna show you right now
when I call you. Watch.

775
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,879
Every time I call your mobile
phone, that's it, every time.

776
00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:09,533
No ring.

777
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:10,752
<i>Your call has
been forwarded...</i>

778
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:11,709
- That's it.
- That's so weird.

779
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,102
<i>To an automatic voice...</i>

780
00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,017
Well, I've been telling
you this for three years.

781
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,409
Is it that long?

782
00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:19,543
Kathy uses her iPad to
comment on my Instagram.

783
00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:23,808
Like, I can't find
my phone, call me.

784
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:25,767
This is a public forum.

785
00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:28,421
We haven't checked any
messages here in 15 years.

786
00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,206
Well, maybe
you're the problem.

787
00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:34,776
I have, like, a 100,000 people
telling me to call my sister.

788
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,907
- Hi, how are you?
- Hello.

789
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:36,995
- Good. How are you?
- Oh, good.

790
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:39,258
You got the plates.

791
00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:40,607
Thank you.

792
00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:45,874
- Mm.
- I don't see your knife.

793
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:46,962
- All right, I have it...
- Thank you.

794
00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:48,833
Right here, Paola.
You're the best.

795
00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:50,879
<i>Oh, it's Paola.</i>

796
00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:52,532
I always just knew
her as "the lady."

797
00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:54,143
Who do I ask for if
I call the house?

798
00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,579
- The lady.
- Who's "the lady"?

799
00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:56,972
That works at my house.

800
00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,714
Thank you, Paola.

801
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,498
Now she actually has a name.

802
00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:03,543
Ow, sh** That's so hot.
Here, do this.

803
00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:05,807
- Oh, that's gonna hurt you.
- No, I got it.

804
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:09,375
The way you're supposed
to do it is to go like this.

805
00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:11,203
Well, I just did
that with my hand.

806
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,466
- Well, it's gonna burn.
- I already did it.

807
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,860
- I was fine and dandy.
- Perfect.

808
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:17,209
I was hunky-dory.

809
00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:18,863
All right, where
is your pearl spoon?

810
00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,212
- Here.
- We've got that.

811
00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:21,170
- You don't need that.
- No, that one's later.

812
00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,519
OK, you're fine.

813
00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:24,216
Put your butter in
and then pass it to me.

814
00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:25,522
You have your
own butter, dear.

815
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:27,872
Oh, here, I do.
Oh, as we do.

816
00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,613
- I have this.
- OK.

817
00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,528
And do you have one
for your sour cream?

818
00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:32,747
That one doesn't
need that pearl.

819
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,097
- OK.
- OK.

820
00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:37,534
You're supposed to
scoop up, but you're

821
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:38,535
not supposed to have...

822
00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:40,755
- It touched the caviar.
- Mm-hmm.

823
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,017
Mm.

824
00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:43,409
I'm confused.

825
00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:45,890
Is this... the meal... an
entree or an appetizer?

826
00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:48,066
- Wait.
- What?

827
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,589
You just had... a whole
bunch just poured out.

828
00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,113
Kathy, careful.

829
00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:52,288
Did you hear what I just said?

830
00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:53,506
Yes.

831
00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:54,769
No, you didn't because
you didn't answer.

832
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,944
What?

833
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,075
Is this an appetizer
or the entree?

834
00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,294
- This is the entree, dear.
- Oh.

835
00:30:58,378 --> 00:30:59,904
What are you, nuts?

836
00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:01,645
It's just
a potato on a plate.

837
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,256
<i>Unless you go to those baked
potato bars in the mall,</i>

838
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:06,781
I've never seen it be a meal.

839
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,608
Do you think you have
enough caviar there?

840
00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:12,743
I'm doing it like they do
at Caviar Kaspia in Paris.

841
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:15,180
I've never seen one
person have that much caviar

842
00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:16,442
in my whole life.

843
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:17,574
<i>I mean, I guess
if you're pouring</i>

844
00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:19,924
thousands of dollars
of caviar on top,

845
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,186
it's gonna be a meal.

846
00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:23,232
- You're gonna be full.
- I am?

847
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:26,061
Yes.

848
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,933
<i>You're having a lunch, come
on over for a baked potato,</i>

849
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:31,718
said nobody ever
except my sister.

850
00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:32,676
How good is this?

851
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,678
Really good.

852
00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:38,203
Tell me this... where do you
find somebody to help you?

853
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:39,944
What do you need help
with right now in the house?

854
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,946
Just everything.

855
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,339
I'm overwhelmed.

856
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:46,472
I've wrapped so many gifts
that my fingers hurt.

857
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:49,301
I can't drive every
gift to every...

858
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,825
The stores don't
want to deliver.

859
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,218
You can't find ribbon.

860
00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:55,612
Somebody pee-peed on
my sofa the other night.

861
00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:57,527
Someone or a dog?

862
00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,834
- No, someone.
- A person peed on your sofa?

863
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,183
Mm-hmm.

864
00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:05,404
All my carpets are ruined.

865
00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:07,015
I feel like the whole
house is falling apart.

866
00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,020
<i>Coming up...</i>

867
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:13,108
OK, what are we drinking?

868
00:32:13,192 --> 00:32:14,500
I want a Golly Gasm.

869
00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:15,980
I ain't had a gasm
in about a year and a half.

870
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,762
Sheree, we need to go out.

871
00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:32,562
This is, like, spectacular.

872
00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:35,217
The white grand piano
with the candles

873
00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:37,132
and then the Christmas
trim around the side

874
00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:39,003
is just magical.

875
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,483
We have the gifts
ready to go...

876
00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:42,137
- Yeah, we moved them.
- In a pile.

877
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:45,357
Also, they're color-coordinated
in the gold and the white.

878
00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:46,576
And then we have
Carlos over here.

879
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,447
- Yeah?
- Have you met Carlos before?

880
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:51,233
Oh, my gosh, Carlos and
I go a long way back.

881
00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:53,409
Holy moly.

882
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,671
- It looks beautiful.
- Thank you.

883
00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:56,281
I'm excited.
It's gonna be fun.

884
00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:59,589
Pandemic is messing with
me little bit because I

885
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,591
have usually way more guests.

886
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:05,334
So I'm trying to make
the big party cozy

887
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:06,683
for small group of people.

888
00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:08,467
- And then...
- This is pretty nice and cozy.

889
00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,034
- Yeah. <i>
- It's just I'm trying to</i>

890
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,384
<i>fill up the space so it
doesn't feel like it's empty.</i>

891
00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:15,474
But it will be the COVID
Christmas miracle, for sure.

892
00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,476
The bar looks great, too.
I love the drink menu.

893
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,610
- Oh, my God.
- Golly Gasm, Saint Sonicolas.

894
00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:21,828
- Ooh, I need to have that.
- Merry Blissmas.

895
00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:23,613
- A Golly Gasm.
- Oh, look at that.

896
00:33:23,697 --> 00:33:25,267
- Oh, that's so cool
- Look at that.

897
00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:27,443
They each have
a little straw.

898
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:30,011
Oh, I gotta get...

899
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,795
- That's awesome.
- All right.

900
00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:33,057
Super creative.

901
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:34,406
Let the party begin.

902
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,023
She's back to life, honey.

903
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,198
Coming back slowly.

904
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:47,028
Hi!

905
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,072
<i>You look great.</i>

906
00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:49,291
<i>I'm so excited to see you.</i>

907
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:50,596
I'm excited to see everybody.

908
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,858
<i>You know Dorit's not coming.</i>

909
00:33:51,942 --> 00:33:53,904
No. Tell me.
I don't know anything.

910
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:56,472
<i>- PK tested positive. Yeah.</i>
- sh**

911
00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,384
<i>- He's isolating.</i>
- Oh, ****.

912
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:04,915
OK, I'll see you soon.
OK, bye.

913
00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:11,704
That one's really good.

914
00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:13,228
- Gay magic, gay magic.
- Gay magic.

915
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:14,142
- Gay magic.
- Gay magic.

916
00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:17,841
- It's gonna be good.
- Yep.

917
00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:20,496
I'm hoping that... you know,
I'm gonna have a few drinks.

918
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,019
I've been having a good time.

919
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:24,326
Some... and then one event,
I had a little too much

920
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:25,805
of a good time.

921
00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:28,852
Oliver. Have your baby mama
contact me on my DMs.

922
00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,680
We can get it in three way.
It's all good.

923
00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:33,248
Oh, my god!

924
00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:34,597
Do you want one now?

925
00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:36,991
No.

926
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,211
- Thank you.
- I'll report back in a minute.

927
00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:56,053
That dress with
that dress, girl. Yes!

928
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,750
You look amazing.

929
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,230
Thank you, love.

930
00:34:59,314 --> 00:35:01,058
But doesn't it look like
a little bit of a Pope thing?

931
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,799
Not at all. No.

932
00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:05,889
- The first guests.
- Well, hello.

933
00:35:05,973 --> 00:35:07,151
My family's here.

934
00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:09,849
Muah.

935
00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:11,895
Hi, Mama.

936
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,679
- It's five of us, you know.
- Keep you coming in.

937
00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:16,117
- I did this all for you guys.
- Just for us.

938
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:17,422
Just for us.

939
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:18,858
<i>I'm big on
Christmas holiday.</i>

940
00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:21,339
<i>I love it, and Ava will be
with us for a month.</i>

941
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:23,559
Innis is around, and the baby.

942
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:26,257
<i>Having my kids all
together under one roof,</i>

943
00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:27,780
it's my favorite thing
in the world.

944
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,744
I gotta keep
my dress together.

945
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:35,875
- It's so short.
- Oh, my Lord.

946
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:39,096
- A Christmas surprise.
- Thanks, honey.

947
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,272
Whoa. Wow!

948
00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:43,318
Hi!

949
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,884
That's the one for me.

950
00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:46,408
Thank you so much.

951
00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:49,454
- The Grinch has arrived.
- Ah!

952
00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:50,934
You look so cute.

953
00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,153
- I love the color.
- It's so festive.

954
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:53,415
- Hey, babe.
- It's so nice.

955
00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:54,416
- How are you?
- Hi, how are you?

956
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,765
Good to see you.

957
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:57,984
Look at you with your
sparkles, mama.

958
00:35:58,068 --> 00:35:59,809
Girl!

959
00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:02,902
Oh, wow.

960
00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:04,426
This is so pretty.

961
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,905
<i>There's so many
Christmas trees lit up.</i>

962
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:08,343
It feels like I've
walked into a winter wonderland

963
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:09,822
in Beverly Hills.

964
00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,955
- Oh, you look gorgeous.
- Right? Hi, gorgeous!

965
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:16,264
There was money spent on this
party, for sure, like cash.

966
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:17,700
Lots of it.

967
00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,876
Hi! Oh, my God!
Oh, look at us!

968
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,791
We are both, like,
wearing nothing.

969
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:22,875
I love it.

970
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:24,924
Thanks.

971
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:31,148
- Well, there's...
- Oh, wow, honey!

972
00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,979
Whoo-hoo!

973
00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:37,198
You look so good!

974
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,199
- Could be.
- **** it.

975
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,635
Yes!

976
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,071
You guys wanna
get the drinks?

977
00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:42,203
Yeah, let's have a drink.

978
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:43,465
Hey, Erika, are
you gonna drink?

979
00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:45,119
Yeah, I'm drinking.

980
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,598
I mean, I don't know
if I'm gonna repeat

981
00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:48,034
my Garcelle... you know what?
I might.

982
00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:49,427
I don't know.

983
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,473
By the way,
they have bedrooms here. So...

984
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:52,865
- Right.
- You can definitely

985
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:55,259
- sleep over.
- Thanks.

986
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:56,434
OK, what are we drinking?

987
00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:57,479
Are there specials?

988
00:36:57,563 --> 00:36:59,133
I just want a Golly Gasm.

989
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,700
I started drinking
champagne at home.

990
00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,529
So I should probably
do yours, neuroGasm.

991
00:37:04,613 --> 00:37:06,488
Yes, I need a gasm.

992
00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:07,837
We're all for a gasm
in this crib.

993
00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:09,491
- I need a gasm, too.
- I need a gasm, too.

994
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,971
I ain't had gasm
in about a year and a half,

995
00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:13,190
but that's all right.

996
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,933
- Sheree, we need to go out.
- Sheree's really funny.

997
00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:17,847
How old are your kids?

998
00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:19,501
Zoe is six, and Max is nine.

999
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:20,676
- Oh, that's a good age.
- Yeah, it's really fun.

1000
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,025
It's a good age, yeah.

1001
00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,722
Zoe probably loved
watching you get ready.

1002
00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:26,856
She loved it because
she loves the Grinch.

1003
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,510
- Aww.
- So I started walking around

1004
00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:31,208
- like the Grinch, right?
- That's so cute.

1005
00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:32,340
- Hello.
- Hey.

1006
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:33,297
- Hi.
- Look at you.

1007
00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:34,385
You look so good. Hi.

1008
00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:35,647
I want this suit.

1009
00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:36,996
I was gonna say
I might want yours.

1010
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,433
- I want this suit.
- Maybe we trade jackets.

1011
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:39,695
Maybe we trade...
I want the whole thing.

1012
00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:40,913
The whole kit and caboodle.

1013
00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,702
Wow!

1014
00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:49,139
I've never seen so many
Christmas trees in my life.

1015
00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:51,228
Hi! Hi, everybody.

1016
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:53,491
Hi, Kyle.

1017
00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:59,105
- Mine is 29, and he's my baby.
- Hi!

1018
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:00,846
- You guys are feeling good?
- Yes.

1019
00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,761
OK, first of all, your
house looks to die for.

1020
00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:04,198
- Isn't it great?
- I'm so scared to

1021
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,721
- take off my mask.
- It's OK.

1022
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,244
I'll adjust after
a drink, maybe.

1023
00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:08,550
Yeah, have a drink.

1024
00:38:08,634 --> 00:38:09,899
And then this is my
thank you for being...

1025
00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:11,596
- Oh, thank you so much.
- So generous.

1026
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,945
Thank you, love.
Thank you.

1027
00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:14,295
It looks like a book,
but it's actually a box.

1028
00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:15,992
And I liked what it said.

1029
00:38:16,076 --> 00:38:18,734
Oh.
"When you find somebody good,

1030
00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:20,823
keep them in your life."
Tom Ford.

1031
00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:22,390
- Perfect.
- Quoting Tom Ford.

1032
00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:23,565
- Love.
- Thank you so much.

1033
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:24,870
- So sweet.
- Aw, that's so sweet.

1034
00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:26,089
Thank you.

1035
00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:27,308
You guys know Sutton's
not coming, right?

1036
00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:28,744
- No.
- No, why?

1037
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:30,572
- She tested positive.
- No.

1038
00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:31,573
Oh, she has COVID.

1039
00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:32,878
Dorit has it too, right?

1040
00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:34,271
No, Dorit doesn't,
but PK does.

1041
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,618
- PK has it, right?
- We're dropping like flies.

1042
00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:39,320
<i>Coming up...</i>

1043
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,582
Oh, there's my sister.

1044
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,625
- Well, hello.
- Where have you been?

1045
00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:50,679
<i>- ♪ Looks like Christmas</i>
- What it is this?

1046
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:51,549
- Lobster roll.
- Is it lobster roll?

1047
00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:52,637
It's delicious.

1048
00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:54,900
<i>♪ Looks like Christmas</i>

1049
00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:56,467
- You're Diana's son?
- Innis.

1050
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:57,642
- Innis?
- Yeah.

1051
00:38:57,726 --> 00:38:59,122
- Ava.
- Ava, OK.

1052
00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:00,906
How long have you...
You're married, right?

1053
00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,473
I'm sorry.

1054
00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:05,737
- I just didn't know. I'm...
- No, I'm 22.

1055
00:39:14,787 --> 00:39:16,226
Oh, there's my sister.

1056
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:19,664
- Well, hello!
- Where have you been?

1057
00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,449
I have been busy.

1058
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:22,711
Well, get your ass over here.

1059
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:23,755
First of all,
I have to say hi.

1060
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:24,800
Hi, my love.
How are you?

1061
00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:27,063
Hi. Hi.
So good to see you.

1062
00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:28,630
She's been busy.

1063
00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:31,415
<i>I met Kathy as Paris' mom.</i>

1064
00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:35,463
So I know her a little bit as
a more... a stricter figure.

1065
00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:37,378
Hi.

1066
00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:38,509
I'm Ava.

1067
00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:39,771
- Hi, Ava.
- Great to meet you.

1068
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,512
I'm Kathy Hilton.
Nice to see you.

1069
00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:42,731
- I'm Innis.
- Ooh.

1070
00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:43,993
You know what?
Let's do this, right?

1071
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,168
- Right, right.
- I'm OK.

1072
00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:47,170
- I'm double vaxxed and...
- Same.

1073
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:49,215
- Now, you are...
- I'm Diana's son.

1074
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:50,391
So you know Paris?

1075
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:51,479
I know Paris.

1076
00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:53,263
Oh, my goodness.
Hi, honey.

1077
00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:54,873
- How are you?
- Baby.

1078
00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:56,397
- What happened to you?
- I don't know.

1079
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:57,572
Oh, I love it.

1080
00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:59,574
Oh, this is
Valentino, your fav.

1081
00:39:59,658 --> 00:40:01,053
- Oh, my God.
- You're with them.

1082
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,272
Muah.

1083
00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:04,709
Crystal reminds me
of a little green...

1084
00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:06,058
<i>She's an emerald elf.</i>

1085
00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:07,973
I want you to wear
a little green hat.

1086
00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:09,235
I'm gonna get
you a green hat.

1087
00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:10,759
Now put your
hands on your head.

1088
00:40:10,843 --> 00:40:12,587
With the little...
Yeah, that's when you know

1089
00:40:12,671 --> 00:40:14,328
if it's too short, dear.

1090
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,416
- Right?
- All the way.

1091
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,200
- Above your finger... oh!
- Oh, no.

1092
00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:18,549
Oh, my God.

1093
00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,645
Hello.

1094
00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:29,995
- Hi!
- She's so beautiful.

1095
00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:32,868
I'm back!

1096
00:40:32,952 --> 00:40:35,261
- This is for your daughter.
- Oh, thank you so much.

1097
00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:37,089
- Thank you for inviting me.
- Thank you.

1098
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:39,440
The last time I saw Diana,
she was at my birthday party,

1099
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,442
and she was out of control.

1100
00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:43,313
I was very sorry.

1101
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:44,793
You're fake, you're fake,
you're fake.

1102
00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,098
Diana, that's bullsh**

1103
00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:47,622
You're being really mean
right now.

1104
00:40:47,706 --> 00:40:49,101
I am.

1105
00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:50,799
It's the holidays,
and we're in a festive mood.

1106
00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:53,454
So my gift to Diana
is coming to her party

1107
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:55,281
and not bringing
any bad energy,

1108
00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:57,719
which she didn't do
at my party.

1109
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,068
COVID hugs from here.

1110
00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:00,504
I don't know
how sick you were.

1111
00:41:00,588 --> 00:41:02,419
Yeah, I'm so
happy you're back.

1112
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,116
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- You look gorgeous.

1113
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,727
I almost... you know,
I almost wore this tonight.

1114
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,250
- Stop it right now.
- But I thought...

1115
00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:08,904
- Yes, that would have been cute.
- Kathy.

1116
00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:10,906
- That would have been very cute.
- That would have been cute.

1117
00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:11,907
That would have
been very cute.

1118
00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:13,256
- Hello, legs.
- Hi, love.

1119
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,866
How are you?

1120
00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,172
I wore legs for you because
I know you're always like...

1121
00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,521
I love legs.

1122
00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:18,783
You love boobs.
I love legs.

1123
00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:22,004
- Who knew you had boobs?
- I have...

1124
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:23,919
- You don't show your boobs.
- I don't show anything.

1125
00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:26,222
There is a lot of boob, baby.

1126
00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:29,185
Thank you, but I'm not.
I'm in a bad...

1127
00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:30,708
- No, you say, thank you.
- Thank you.

1128
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:32,014
You're welcome.

1129
00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:33,319
- Yeah, that's a good place.
- Thank you.

1130
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,495
- You're welcome.
- Thank you for saying that.

1131
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:35,583
You not feeling
good about that?

1132
00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:36,801
Yeah, it's OK.

1133
00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,107
You know,
the holidays are weird.

1134
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,022
- It's a lot of food.
- It's a lot of food.

1135
00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:40,849
Oh.

1136
00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,024
It's just the holidays.

1137
00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:43,504
Like, I've been going
out every night.

1138
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,244
And there's just more food,
just more... like you said,

1139
00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:46,942
more food,
like, it's normal.

1140
00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,987
But does that trigger you?
Or how do you feel?

1141
00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:50,728
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Do you not...

1142
00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:51,816
- Oh, you look beautiful.
- OK, I'm gonna

1143
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,601
be really
ignorant for a second.

1144
00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:55,341
- Really beautiful.
- Is it, like,

1145
00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:58,519
you eat it and feel guilty
or you deny yourself eating it?

1146
00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:00,521
- I'm just curious.
- No, I eat it and feel bad.

1147
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,827
- Ah.
- I wanna get rid of it.

1148
00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:04,829
- Like, I can't be with it.
- So you can't hold it.

1149
00:42:04,913 --> 00:42:06,657
- I can't be with it, no.
- Wow.

1150
00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:08,180
- I can't be...
- I always... OK.

1151
00:42:08,264 --> 00:42:10,876
Well, I always think, take
laxatives and get rid of it.

1152
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,927
- Wow.
- Wow.

1153
00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:18,060
A laxative?

1154
00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,192
She has an eating disorder.

1155
00:42:20,276 --> 00:42:22,368
Erika's not a doctor,
and you don't

1156
00:42:22,452 --> 00:42:26,024
prescribe laxatives to someone
with an eating disorder.

1157
00:42:26,108 --> 00:42:28,026
<i>It's really the most
inappropriate thing at</i>

1158
00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:29,375
the most inappropriate time.

1159
00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:30,986
You're like an ornament
on a Christmas tree.

1160
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,248
Oh, tinsel tree.

1161
00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:34,119
- And you're safe to hug.
- Am I?

1162
00:42:34,203 --> 00:42:35,556
Yeah, since you
already had it.

1163
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,646
- Oh, OK.
- I'm safe, woman.

1164
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:39,995
- I'm really safe.
- Never ever.

1165
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:41,649
You've never had it.

1166
00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:43,694
You're too beautiful to get it.

1167
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:45,783
- Yes.
- Oh.

1168
00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:48,569
- Come sit next to me, woman.
- I want to.

1169
00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:50,658
I gotta do it.
We got to do it right here.

1170
00:42:50,742 --> 00:42:51,833
I love you, girl!

1171
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,051
I know I'm not gonna
lose weight.

1172
00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:54,226
It's not like, oh,
I'm gonna get skinny.

1173
00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:57,534
So what happens
when you purge?

1174
00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:58,927
I just feel better.

1175
00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:00,537
- It's like a relief.
- Right.

1176
00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:02,496
- Because before...
- Is it because it's out?

1177
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:03,627
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1178
00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:04,759
- Yeah.
- So do you enjoy it

1179
00:43:04,843 --> 00:43:06,587
going down?

1180
00:43:06,671 --> 00:43:08,066
Yeah, and then
if I keep going...

1181
00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:10,068
- You feel guilt.
- Yeah, yeah.

1182
00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:11,026
Feel guilt,
and then it's like,

1183
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:12,418
- I gotta get rid of this.
- Yes.

1184
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,029
- OK.
- To the point where sometimes

1185
00:43:14,113 --> 00:43:16,292
I look like I'm aloof 'cause
I'm always thinking about it.

1186
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:17,641
No, no. I'm gonna be
really gross right now.

1187
00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:20,859
Whereas you would vomit it up,
I would rather...

1188
00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:22,907
Oh, right.

1189
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,736
That's the lax... yeah.

1190
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:28,304
Is she trying to be helpful?

1191
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:33,004
Or has she just had
a couple too many drinks?

1192
00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,919
- Have you sought treatment?
- I need to.

1193
00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:36,399
- It's time.
- It is time.

1194
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:37,705
It's time, but I don't know
what's gonna come out

1195
00:43:37,789 --> 00:43:38,619
- on the other end.
- It doesn't matter

1196
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:39,750
what comes out.

1197
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,447
You know what's gonna
come out?

1198
00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:43,406
A better Crystal.

1199
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,494
What is it, babes?

1200
00:43:44,578 --> 00:43:45,669
Chicken tender
and barbecue ranch.

1201
00:43:45,753 --> 00:43:46,801
Oh, what is this?

1202
00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:48,183
Chicken tender
and barbecue ranch.

1203
00:43:48,268 --> 00:43:50,108
- Oh, my God.
- You can't have this.

1204
00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:52,213
- It's a chicken tender, and a...
- I'm not gonna eat.

1205
00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:55,597
All right,
I need another drink.


